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Woman Gets Sex Toy Stuck in Her Butt, Shares a Selfie From the Hospital After Getting It Removed
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Today in’News You Can’t Unsee, a 24-year-old teacher in the U.K. was forced to call for an ambulance after a vibrating sex toy she’d been using with her boyfriend “disappeared” into her butt hole.
Let that sink in for a moment.
According to the Daily Mail, Emma Phillips and her boyfriend first tried looking around the bed in case it had fallen out, only to quickly discover that the toy was still inside her, buzzing. They then tried to remove it with the handle of a fork as well as barbecue prongs (which, oh my god). After getting to know her utensils in the biblical sense, the couple quickly realized they needed to call an ambulance, as they were too drunk to drive to the hospital.
“There is a big taboo about this, but it really isn’t a big deal,” Phillips later told the Daily Mail.
PSA: I know our culture of anal-as-first-base thinks of B-holes and V-holes as completely interchangeable, but THEY 👏 ARE 👏 VERY 👏 DIFFERENT 👏 THINGS. Ever wonder why every butt toy has a flared end? It’s so your B-hole doesn’t give the toy The Succ™ and accidentally swallow it up to the point of no return.
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